We are The Shithouses.
Proud masters in the murky arts that sit nestled between the arse-cheeks of right and wrong.
We like our pitches DRY, our buses PARKED, balls LONG, cojones BIG, handshakes DODGED, penalty spots SCUFFED, away ends ENRAGED, injuries FEIGNED, dressing rooms LOST, time WASTED, heads HOT and nights COLD and RAINY. And in Stoke.
It's heroic of you to join us on our mission to save the world from the Evil Overlords (FIFA) and their Dystopian Tactics (VAR), one cynical, waist-high tackle at a time.
For complaints or sponsorship opportunies from ethically questionable businesses and/or nation states contact us here: stjamespark@theshithouses.com
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