A bung, a bribe, a backhander - whatever you want to call it. Buy this “clean money” off of us and we’ll look upon you favourably forever.

For $60 we’ll post you £35 in a brown paper envelope and we’ll throw in a signed zine along with it.

Why pay in US dollars? Well, we have to start the Super League from somewhere.

There’s only one available and yes, this is actually real.